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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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