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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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