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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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