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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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