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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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