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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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