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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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