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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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