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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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