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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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