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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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