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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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