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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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