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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺
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