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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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