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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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