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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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