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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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