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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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