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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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