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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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