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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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