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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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