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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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