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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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