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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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