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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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