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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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