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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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