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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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