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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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