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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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