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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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