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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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