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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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