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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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