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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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