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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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