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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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