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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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