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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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