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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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