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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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