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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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