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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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