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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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