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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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