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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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