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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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