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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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